What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?